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Barber shop

Postby iceman7668 » Aug Wed 31, 2016 6:36 pm

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”





The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
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Re: Barber shop

Postby Daybreak » Aug Wed 31, 2016 7:02 pm

I like the way that kid thinks!
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Re: Barber shop

Postby natahka72 » Aug Wed 31, 2016 8:35 pm

:tup :tup
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Re: Barber shop

Postby Rico » Sep Thu 01, 2016 12:00 am

Your killin' me smalls!!!!!!!!!!!
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