Gubment work!

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Gubment work!

Postby iceman7668 » Sep Fri 30, 2016 6:03 pm

A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"OK, Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says,
"That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me
and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says,
"Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am,
and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks,
"If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM,
why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says.
"For the first two hours, we just stand around
drinking coffee and scratching our nuts.
No point in you coming in for that.
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Re: Gubment work!

Postby Flyguy63 » Sep Fri 30, 2016 8:11 pm

good one . Ice it lol
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Re: Gubment work!

Postby teardrop » Oct Sat 01, 2016 1:53 pm

Government worker here, you forgot to mention the pop tarts!


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Postby jimmycrown » Oct Sat 01, 2016 6:33 pm

Lmao

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